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MORONS
Heidi Montag
Star of MTV's The Hills
You used to be famous for being famous. Then you were famous for getting lots of plastic surgery and selling only 658 copies of your album in its first week. Now you're not famous. That was fast.
Spencer Pratt
Boyfriend of star of MTV's The Hills
Montag fired him as her manager. It's like we need a whole other list of the uninfluential to the uninfluential.
Paula Abdul
Ex–American Idol judge
Now you have only yourself to judge. That can't be fun.
Toll Brothers
Homebuilders
That was a lot of McMansions you built. You'll totally get a segment on I Love the 2000s.
James Arthur Ray
Self-help guru
Even if he hadn't kept people in a sweat lodge so long that they died, the sauna is a poor place to motivate people. It's more of a chill-out area.
Desirée Rogers
Former White House social secretary
If you had purposely invited one of the Real Housewives of D.C., that would have been influential.
Floyd Landis
Cyclist
Every other cyclist in the past 20 years has gotten away with doping except you.
Mayumi Heene
Balloon Boy's mom
Any wife who can't talk her husband out of that plan really has no influence.
Roland Burris
Senator
Still a Senator!
Conrad Murray
Michael Jackson's doctor
Not a lot of people in Murray's waiting room right now.
Brian Dunkleman
Former Co-host of American Idol
After quitting Idol after the first season, Dunkleman is now doing voice work playing Ruiga in Naruto.
Julius Malema
President of South Africa's African National Congress Youth League
Malema is just like Joe Biden — if instead of innocuous, silly slipups, Biden delivered violent, racist, misogynist rants. It got so bad, he's been censured by his party and convicted of hate speech. So he just said violent things about the party.