"Congressman Barney Frank said yesterday that the military's 'Don't ask, don't tell' policy will be repealed next year. It's going to be replaced by the policy, 'Yeah, we knew.'"
—Jimmy Fallon, on gays in the military
The Top 10 Everything of 2009
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TIME charts the highs and lows of the past year in 50 wide-ranging lists
9. Don't Ask, Don't Take Seriously