Rihanna, honey, that's a sweatshirt. Even with a hat, boots and Big Gulpcupholder-size sleeves, it's just a sweatshirt, probably XXXL, because they're the hardest to sell. Those signs on the bargain bins at Walmart are like bad boyfriends: they'll say anything to get you to take them out. Really. Sweatshirt.
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