Wednesday, Jul. 06, 2011
Camp Crystal Lake Counselors, Friday the 13th
About 20 years after two counselors are murdered at Camp Crystal Lake in the 1980 movie Friday the 13th, someone has the bright idea of reopening the camp for a new generation of campers. Like any place cursed or stalked by a killer, more people die — but not before the counselors engage in bunk-bed sex and strip monopoly. It seems they have not learned from the previous murder victims, who were killed because they were too busy having sex while a young Jason Voorhees drowned in the lake. It won't be until years later that the popular Scream franchise reveals the rules of staying alive in a horror movie. So the counselors at Camp Crystal Lake don't have the knowledge about rule No. 1: "You can never have sex. Sex equals death."