Doritos, "The Magic Chip"

Doritos makes women take their clothes off, makes you rich and leaves you invulnerable to police? Um, I'm pretty sure you're thinking of beer. Bonus points for having an obnoxious protagonist hit by a bus, points deducted for him surviving.

Grade: C

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