In May, a maid at the Sofitel New York Hotel alleged that then IMF head Dominique Strauss-Kahn sexually assaulted her in his suite. The accusation was just one in a year of political sex scandals ingested by the media like catnip, but Esquire (@esquiremag) took the sarcastic commentary too far when it joked (albeit, lamely) about superior ways to ask for oral sex. Come on, boys. You're better than that.