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| March to Keep Fear Alive Announcement | ||||
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"Shame on you Jon Stewart. America cannot afford a rally to restore sanity in the middle of a recession. Did you even consider how many panic-related jobs that might cost us in the fear-industrial complex?"
—Stephen Colbert, announcing his rival March to Keep Fear Alive