By 1985 standards, big hair was a must. But all those bouffant locks left little room around the ears for listening to music. Enter the Music Vest. The "elegant and versatile" frock fused together NASA and Soul Train, bringing stereo-quality music straight to your attire. (And talk about a nail-biting decision between the metallic silver and jet black colors.) Worried about stiff cleaning costs? The speaker system came fully equipped with waterproof technology, making the vest invincible against both Mother Nature and washing machines.