I don't know a man who isn't a little scared of Fiona Apple, largely because she's nailed the art of the confessional attack. Banging away on her piano as producer Jon Brion warps all sorts of demented strings around her melody, Apple cabarets her way through pointed words "You got your game, made your shot, and you got away/ With a lot, but I'm not turned on" that call out her ex for every little rotten deed he ever done.
Valentine's Day is for lovers. It's also for people with broken, bitter hearts who hate all those lovers. Whichever camp you fall into on February 14, Time.com has a list for you from the songs you need to ease the pain to the movies that will sweep you up in a romance nearly as epic as your own. Treat yourself to some chocolate and browse away