Here's how the Ohio Express described being in love: "Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy/ And I feel like lovin' you." Now here's how Rodgers and Hart handled it: "I'm wild again, beguiled again/ A simpering, whimpering child again/ Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I." Okay, so I stacked the deck a little, but a mere 67 years after its Broadway debut, Bewitched remains the smartest and tartest love song ever written. And as wittily seductive as the lyrics are, Ella Fitzgerald's flirty vocal she sings like she's twirling love around on her finger for a while, unsure of whether to fling it across the room or put it in her mouth is even better.
Valentine's Day is for lovers. It's also for people with broken, bitter hearts who hate all those lovers. Whichever camp you fall into on February 14, Time.com has a list for you from the songs you need to ease the pain to the movies that will sweep you up in a romance nearly as epic as your own. Treat yourself to some chocolate and browse away