Completing the first half's it-sucks-to-be-a-man trilogy (with Dove and Dodge) CBS's Jim Nantz brings us an "injury report" on a guy whose girlfriend has "removed his spine," evidenced by the fact that he's shopping with her instead of watching the game. The TV-on-your-phone service saves the day. FLO TV: Because chicks suck! Points for good use of deadpan Nantz; points deducted for forgetting that women make up half the Super Bowl audience.
Grade: D