Why let your kids play with toys that encourage their wildest flights of fancy when you can teach them the joys of standing in line and following rules? For a cool $58, you can bring your kids up to speed on airport-security regulations imposed in the fearful wake of 9/11. German company Playmobil is known for making toys and figurines that allow kids to explore real-life occupations: firefighter, policeman, cowboy, pilot. This entrant, in the words of a bemused reviewer, is "great at teaching youngsters how to behave in a police state."