It's embarrassing to find out that a marine mammal can dance better than you can. But this walrus has got moves. Okay, maybe it's a little weird to see a 3,000 lb. sea creature roll around to a song about a woman getting assaulted in her apartment. But if Michael Jackson could make it danceable, why can't a walrus? Bonus points for the "bloodstains on the carpet" flipper claps.