"All I said was, 'Welcome to Thailand,' and she just hit me, lost control and went crazy," cable reporter Julie Kaufman told Reuters after pop star Bjork attacked her in 1996 at a Thailand airport. Bjork's publicist later accused Kaufman of stalking the musician for nearly a week leading up to their encounter, and that Bjork was simply trying to protect her 9-year-old son, who she was was traveling with. Let's just blame the jet lag, shall we?