NBA star Carlos Boozer educates an adorable crew of Utah tots in the wonders of online shopping. "That's bling-bling, my man." The Olympic-medal reference is kind of a weirdly sentimental kicker to a spot about buying cheap jewelry online.
Grade: C
The Best and Worst Super Bowl Commercials 2009
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