The E*Trade baby returns with a buddy to tell you that you shouldn't take your investment money and hide it in your crib mattress. Nice touch referencing the bad economy and the theme of "taking control" with E*Trade — and then deflating it with an a capella version of "Broken Wings." ("It's not the venue.") No one spits up this time, though that would have been an appropriate investors' reaction this year.
Grade: B+