A homely woman with a unibrow and a huge mole gets the adoring attention of men in an elevator, on a bus and on the street as "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" plays. Why are men so smitten with her? Because she rubs Planters cashews on her skin! Did I mention that half of all Super Bowl viewers are women? Do no advertisers know this? Are cashews a naturally sexist nut?
Grade: D+