Shaquille O'Neal debuts as a jockey, inspired by the fruity supposed-to-be-good-for-you drink to ride a poor horse to victory. (Uh, shouldn't they have given the energy drink to the horse?) Lest the premise seem too classy, a boy in the stands picks his nose and a jockey slaps O'Neal on the crotch. I've got a vitamin for you right here:
Grade: D