Have we really made it to the third quarter without a caveman ad? A group of poor Cro-Magnons have not yet invented the wheel, though they somehow have managed to invent fermentation and the brown glass bottle. An enterprising friend comes up with the wheel to transport a load of brews to a party. So they load the beers on the wheel and carry it. The punch line saves it, as a caveman smashes a beer with a rock: "BOTTLE OPENER SUCK!"
Grade: B