A man driving at night avoids hitting a deer, Alice Cooper and finally Richard Simmons, though not before thinking long and hard about finishing him off. Can't touch the screaming squirrel.
Grade: C
The Best and Worst Super Bowl Ads
As seems to be the case just about every year, it was the Super Bowl ads that kept audiences glued to television screens. TIME's Jim Poniewozik was one of those who carefully watched and evaluated every ad of the evening. Here's his take on the best of the best from this year's Super Bowl of advertising