Justin Timberlake (with a cross-dressing cameo by Andy Samberg), is hurtled across town by the power of a young fan's powerful sucks on a straw. The pitch: every sip gets you closer to Justin Timberlake MP3s and other goodies, through Pepsistuff.com. If I can make JT slam his crotch into a mailbox every time I drink a can, that's reward enough.
Grade: B