It's hard to remember that only a few years ago, Britney Spears was wearing pigtails and a schoolgirl uniform singing "Hit me, baby, one more time." Since then she's had sex, made a thinly veiled anti-abortion movie (Crossroads), French-kissed Madonna on television, been married twice (one annulment and one divorce), had two kids, was investigated by child-welfare authorities, posed naked for a magazine cover, was photographed without underwear by paparazzi and somehow managed to make a few albums. This year, she seemed to do something right when she ditched her ragamuffin husband, Kevin Federline. The public approved, anointing him with an even more ridiculous nickname. Here's another one for you, Britney: Fed-Up.