Las Vegas: Finding the Perfect Souvenir

Your Dignity, or a Ferrari

Ferrari Store, Las Vegas, NV. Doubble Troubble / Getty
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You want to bring something home from Vegas? If you come home with your money and your marriage intact, you're way ahead. But if you hit it big, you can buy something at the Ferrari dealership at the Wynn hotel. Probably a Ferrari hat.

If you really need a souvenir other than the stories you'll exaggerate to your coworkers ("What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" might be the least true slogan ever), I suggest buying a pair of women's underwear, going to a Tom Jones show, walking up to the stage and having him mop his sweat with it and hand it back to you. Even if you're a dude. Especially if you're a dude. It will be one more story for the office.

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