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These days the former Playmate wears ruby-red lipstick and four-inch heels to court, where two dozen attorneys scuttle and scat over the spoils. Although Smith's name wasn't in the old man's will, the California judge said she was entitled to spousal benefits anyway, and accused one brother of tampering with the will to keep the whole hill of beans for himself. A finding in her favor in Texas probate court, where she is arguing that the old man promised her half of everything in return for marrying him, could bolster her claim on the $449.7 million, which is sure to be appealed.
For all the talk of boobs, the two biggest ones in the courtroom might be the brothers, 63 and 61, who don't speak to each other. One alienated his father and got scratched out of the will, and the other could have bought off his brother and Smith for less than he will pay his lawyers. So call her a Texas bimbo if you like, but what would that make Governor George W. Bush? Smith has already made half a billion more in oil than he did, and she's still drilling.