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Still, the principal reason for hanging on to these terms is that people in love generally are silly people, so it is only fitting that they sound as silly as possible. Such silliness will be on display in abundance this Valentine's Day, when Dearests and Darlings will once again spread like nougat over the continents, and the world will heave and deflate in one vast swoonish sigh. So concludes this Essay, at which point all are requested to stop reading, except for you, of course, my Flower, my Twinkie, you for whom all words are written by your Squeezums who pines for you and prays that you soon will be