(2 of 2)
Sure, 1 billion killer sharks sound like a lot. But did you know ... 6) Dear Fellow Democrat John Jack:
Abscam schmabscam. Ozzie Myers is still the kind of guy ...
I WAKE UP SCREAMING 1) Vissarionovich. A zany new musical based on the life of Joseph Stalin. Starring Joel Grey. Choreographed by Bob Fosse. "A gem"—New York Post.
2) Hoof. A zany new dance entertainment by Bob Fosse. Covers the period in his life just after the making of Chicago and just before Dancin' and All That Jazz.
"Clix "— Variety.
3) The Prisoner of Talk. A zany new comedy by Neil Simon about four wacky Manhattan divorce lawyers and a custody suit not to be believed. Starring Jill Clayburgh, Marsha Mason, Charles Grodin and Alan Alda. "You will break your heart laughing"—Gene Shalit.
4) 10 11. Starring Bo Derek and Sylvester Stallone. With John Derek. Book and lyrics by Bob Fosse. "Zany" —Daily News.
5) Zany. Woody Allen's final statement, in which Woody completes his last two years at N.Y.U. and settles down as a C.P.A. in Bensonhurst. "Perhaps the most important film of this or any year" —Psychology Today.
There. Do you think that does it?
Or have we left some terrors out, ones that we tremble to mention, much less to convene? Not that our trembling would make the slightest bit of difference. The terrors of the times have a tendency to arrive on their own steam. And see: here come three more. We know them well. For months they have been hounding us — grinning, waving wildly, like demons, grabbing our hands and shaking them, while we shied away in fright, figuring that with the ghost of a chance, we could avoid a confrontation perhaps for ever. Now our hands shake on their own. For this is the scariest time of the year, and the three of them are out there, pounding at the door.
Open it. You knew you'd have to vote eventually .