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Richard Grayson, 32, humorist-author and one of this year's jester candidates for the U.S. presidency, on why he would like Jane Wyman to be his running mate: "She has experience dumping Reagan."
Emmanuel Vitria, 62, the world's longest-living heart-transplant patient, celebrating last week's 15th anniversary of his operation in Marseilles: "I think I'll die at 100 years of age, shot by a jealous husband."