For five weeks, Judge Chester R. Shook of Cincinnati, and a jury of ten men and two women, listened to stout, baldheaded, raucous George Remus, attorney, defend stout, baldheaded raucous George Remus, accused of murder. The two Messrs. Remus were physically one-and-the-same man, but Judge Shook was impotent to prevent them from acting as separate entities in his courtroom, where they convinced the jury that still a third stout, baldheaded, raucous George Remus had committed the murder.
The third Mr. Remus was said to be the second Mr. Remus while insane, i. e. "beside himself", with jealousy, fear and indignation. The first Mr. Remus (attorney) explained that the second Mr. Remus (defendant) had been cuckolded, and his life plotted against, while he was serving a penitentiary term for bootlegging. One Franklin L. Dodge, onetime Prohibition agent, was named as cuckoldor. Attorney Remus argued that Defendant Remus had become Murderer Remus by unbearable provocation from Mr. Dodge and Mrs. Remus and that Defendant Remus had, therefore, been made not only a millionaire but also a martyr by Prohibition.
The jury sympathized entirely and last week, after 19 minutes deliberation, decided that Defendant Remus had been temporarily insane and was not guilty. "American justice! I thank you!" shouted stout, baldheaded, raucous Mr. Remus.
The jurors were so touched by Defendant Remus's description of how he spent last Christmas in prison that they petitioned to have him set free at once without waiting for the test, required by law, to see if he was sane enough to be at large. Refusal of this petition did not daunt Mr. Remus. He received kisses and congratulations from the jurors in his cell and hysterically pledged the rest of his life to "stifling the insult which is upon our statutes known as the National Prohibition Act."
Shapespeare or Pirandello might have invented such a performance, but it was more than most observers could stomach. Since Mr. Remus had come to Cincinnati from Chicago, the
Cincinnati Post said: "A Chicago bootlegger gets a Chicago verdict." The New York World called it "a burlesque ... a travesty ... a disgrace to the State of Ohio."
More interesting than such statements was what the prosecution chief said. The prosecution chief was Charles Phelps Taft II, Prosecuting Attorney of Hamilton County, son of the Chief Justice of the U. S. Supreme Court. It had been his first case of nationwide prominence and during it he had constantly been baited, badgered, insulted by Lawyer-'Legger Remus.
Tall, deliberate, cheerful, Prosecutor Taft said: "As for our being licked, that doesn't matter. We've been licked before and can stand it."
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