SHOCKING
TINA FEY's disturbing scar secret revealed!
ANDY ROONEY cops to stealing dinner rolls
ANDERSON COOPER races MICHAEL PHELPS
WILLIAM SHATNER gets a talk show. Finally
CONDI RICE gives private piano recital for THE QUEEN
BOY GEORGE police tape: Yeah, O.K., I did handcuff that escort
GUNS N' ROSES' campaign to have Dr Pepper make good on free-soda offer likely to last 17 years
DAVID GREGORY likely to host Meet the Press
PREDICTABLE
BRITNEY SPEARS: "I go through life like a Karate Kid"
MARIO LOPEZ just misses out on Meet the Press gig. Agrees to do Miss America pageant again as consolation
KELSEY GRAMMER to star in Fame remake. Wants to live forever. Also wouldn't mind learning to fly, high
Former mermaid DARRYL HANNAH joins antiwhaling activists
MILEY CYRUS says Annie Leibovitz has made her want to become a photographer. That explains those MySpace pics
AMY WINEHOUSE'S husband on her drug addiction: "My bad"
CREED discusses reuniting. NICKELBACK prepares for battle
ROSIE LIVE dead on arrival
SHOCKINGLY PREDICTABLE