Another reason the Defense of Marriage Act doesn't work? It didn't prevent the "kalamity" that was Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' marriage. After 72 days, just slightly longer than it takes for an Australian Kelpie to have puppies, Kim and Kris cried uncle. What irreconcilable differences they discovered in just under 2½ months of wedded life that weren't apparent in the six months they dated or during the preparations for the reportedly $18 million wedding will no doubt be revealed on a reality show in the near future.