Andy, Wet Hot American Summer
None of the camp counselors at Camp Firewood are that great, but by far the worst is Andy, the obnoxious, unfaithful lifeguard who cares far more about looking cool than he does about guarding the lives of his campers. It's hard to say who's most at fault here: Is it Andy (Paul Rudd) for his obvious negligence? The Camp Firewood staff for making him the lifeguard in the first place? Or, perhaps it's Lindsey (Elizabeth Banks) who spends most of the day on Andy's lap playing tonsil hockey? Either way, if you're a drowning Firewood camper, things aren't looking so good. Things are looking even worse for any woman in Andy's life. When he finally comes to his senses and stops making out with Lindsay, he delivers one of the most devastatingly awesome breakup lines in movie history: "You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore."