Wednesday, Jun. 22, 2011
Dolores Jane Umbridge, Harry Potter
She is the witchiest witch to ever walk the halls of Hogwarts. With her sickly sweet voice and hot pink outfits, Professor Dolores Jane Umbridge not only terrorizes Harry Potter to the point of making him bleed (literally) but also uses her authority to make everyone at Hogwarts and beyond miserable. She is a terrible teacher — forbidding any spells in Defense Against the Dark Arts class — and an even worse headmistress, a role she schemes her way into. But no worries: Umbridge's hatred for "half-breeds" brings a swift end to her teaching career, as she is hauled into the forest by a bunch of angry Centaurs. While no one really knows what happens out there, we'd say she gets what she deserves.