See this nice old woman sitting in a wheelchair (almost 7 million people on YouTube already have). See that this nice old woman sitting in a wheelchair is clad in fatigues. See her fire round after round of a machine gun at some thin paper target not far off. And then listen to her offer a warning to said paper target: "If he's gonna draw on me first again, I'm gonna shoot him in his toodles." Mull over the word toodles. Run away.