Tuesday, Oct. 19, 2010

Alleged Tiger Woods Mistress

What you'll need:
• Waitress attire
• Tiger-print lingerie
• Milkshake

It seems that Tiger Woods has a thing for the Perkins restaurant chain, especially its waitstaff. According to Orlando, Fla., waitress Mindy Lawton, she and Woods carried on a long-term affair — complete with trysts in church parking lots. (Even better: Lawton and Woods met while she waited on Woods and his wife, Elin Nordegren, at the Perkins restaurant where she worked.) Pull off the Lawton look with a decorated waitress costume of your choice. A Perkins shirt is ideal (if you can find one), but any waitress attire will work — though in this case, the raunchier the better. For mistress accoutrement, print out the Perkins logo and attach it to your costume, let tiger-print lingerie peek out and maybe even add a little milkshake.