Tuesday, Oct. 19, 2010
Rex Ryan
What you'll need:
• A pillow
• A white turtleneck
• A green sweater-vest
• A New York Jets cap
• Creative use of profanity (optional)
With the beer gut of a frat boy and the mouth of a sailor, proudly boorish New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan is the antidote to the staid sphynxes that traditionally dominate the NFL coaching ranks. Ryan's Jets are the rare chic team to live up to their preseason hype, so why not celebrate the man by stuffing a pillow under your shirt and cursing out everyone who crosses your path? If you're lucky, you may even get an HBO reality show out of it — or maybe a goddamn snack.