Tuesday, Oct. 19, 2010

Levi Johnston for Mayor

What you'll need:
• Pastel shirt and blazer
• Hair gel
• "Levi Johnston for Mayor" campaign buttons
• "Levi Johnston for Mayor" campaign signs
• A copy of Playgirl (optional)

His run for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, may be a reality-TV stunt, but what better way to one-up everyone's favorite hockey-playing publicity hound than by beating him to the campaign? This August, just after he split with baby mama Bristol Palin for the second time, Levi announced he would be chronicling his political run as well as his pursuit of love and success in a show titled Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor's Office. (An office, not coincidentally, once held by his almost mother-in-law, Sarah Palin.) Surely this getup has better odds of winning a costume competition than Levi has of winning the election.