Wednesday, Aug. 18, 2010
Silver Sonic XL
The Silver Sonic XL ear aid is the ear aid for dreamers turned greeters. For a mere $20, buyers can "hear conversations from clear across the room." The device resembles a Bluetooth headset, minimizing backlash from peers who have no idea that the Silver Sonic XL is picking up every word they say, praise or poison. For less conniving folk, the "sleek, ergonomic" design helps eliminate the pitfalls of distance. From watching TV at home to a balcony performance at the opera, Silver Sonic XL brings everyone closer to the action. And for the utterly naive, the product is worth buying simply because "you might even hear things that pleasantly surprise you." (By the way, this will never happen.)