Wednesday, Aug. 18, 2010

Potty Putter

Wives across the world, beware. If you have a husband who loves to spend time in the bathroom, this is really the wrong stocking stuffer. Doubly so if your husband is a devoted multitasker. The minicourse is designed to help you work on your putt while taking care of "your other business." It comes complete with a putting green containing the same type of carpet found at miniature-golf courses. For a final nail in the dignity coffin, the special offer includes a do-not-disturb hanger for the bathroom doorknob, which will help keep the peace while perfecting that putt. The awkward part, however, comes once you realize that squatting on the actual green looks a little bizarre.