Van Heusen

Grade: C-
If you buy a Van Heusen shirt, you will wake up in the morning next to a hot woman, and stroll off to your fancy, high-powered job, where the chicks will be all into your tremendously hot, but still thoroughly heterosexual, we swear, body. Oh, and you will do everything backwards.

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