Rooney is offended by inflation. "When I was a kid, my mother bought a box of cornflakes like this for about 15 cents. Now a box costs more than $4, and for fewer flakes too, probably." We'd snark, but YouTube commenter matthewmercury1 is a tough act to follow. "Well Andy, I would totally understand what you're saying," he writes. "But I have a basic understand[ing] of economics and am not an idiot." Well said, sir. Well said.
Best line: "It just seems like everything is going up. Except the stock market."