Doritos, 'House Rules'

Every year, I sit down to watch the Super Bowl and I say to myself, "You know what I want to see? A little boy having to watch a strange man checking out his mother's ass!" Thank you, Doritos, for that heartwarming family tableau. Now I must shower.

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