Monday, Jun. 29, 2009

When Toaster Ovens Go Bad

This 30-second spot features a Quizno's employee named Scott being sexually harassed by a toaster oven. A toaster oven that talks like Barry White. And says things like, "Put it in me," and "Say it sexy," and "I want you to do something" (to which Scott replies, "I'm not doing that again. That burned." Because nothing satisfies one's "cravings" like an erotic Toasty Torpedo sandwich ... Incredibly, this ad is worse than Quizno's short-lived SpongeMonkey pitchman.