Saturday, Feb. 28, 2009
Shaquille O'Neal
Im n san fran, on my way to alcatraz, i mite stay
6:08 PM Feb. 3
Never celebrate until the task is complete, almost aint good enuff
7:43 PM Feb. 1
The obama speech, wow, was dat memorized, very impressive, im jealous
1:26 PM Jan. 20
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Microblogging was a form engineered for Shaq, the gentle giant and goofball philosopher who once compared his game to the Pythagorean theorem because "no one has an answer." Shaq's Twitter bio describes the Phoenix Suns center as "very quotatious, I perform random acts of Shaqness." We have no idea what that means, but it sounds exactly right.