Taco Bell: the official fast food of creepy neediness! A guy gets a girl's phone number at a party, calls her seconds later, and in moments they're enjoying some sexy, sexy enchiladas and meeting his parents. The message, I'm guessing, is that Taco Bell is fast "Waiting is overrated" though it gets a little lost in the question: has any man ever impressed a woman by buying her Taco Bell?
Grade: C-