Monday, Feb. 02, 2009

Denny's, "Grand Slam"

You know those times when you think a business associate crosses you, and you take him out behind a warehouse and put a slug in his head, lose his body in a landfill, then go to Denny's for a big Grand Slam platter? Yeah, me neither, but apparently the restaurant wants you to associate that with its breakfasts.

Grade: D

See the top 10 celebrity pseudonyms.