"Harris Smith"
Well-paid Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress made national headlines when he shot himself in the leg early on Nov. 29 at a Midtown Manhattan nightclub an incident the sports blogosphere has aptly dubbed the $35 million "Plaxident." But his intention was apparently to avoid disclosing the injury at all. According to the New York Post, when Burress checked into the New York-Presbyterian Hospital/Weill Cornell Medical Center, he identified himself as "Harris Smith" a pseudonym less colorful than some other celebrity aliases, but no more authentic.