How To Pretend You Give A Sh*t About The Election

If all the earnestness about the significance of this year's election felt a bit excessive at times, then you'll love this fake morning show segment courtesy of The Onion. In it, faux political correspondent Dan Carlyle offers tips on how to avoid revealing your lack of political views and gives recommendations on concocting a bogus "poll anecdote" about what happened when you went to vote — when in fact you aren't even registered.

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