According to Toby Keith's song "I Love This Bar," a good honky-tonk is home to truckers, hustlers and hitchhikers. While clientele at Toby Keith's I Love This Bar & Grill can't be guaranteed, the country singer's eponymous restaurant chain does promise Keith-branded memorabilia and free cheeseburgers for soldiers. The Oklahoma-based location brings Keith's Favorite Fried Bologna Sandwich and live country music to fans nationwide, while the Minneapolis branch is currently in the running for a Nightclub of the Year award from the Academy of Country Music. A surprise Toby Keith concert is unlikely to come with your side of cheese fries, but there's no better place to get your horses their beer.