Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis — the comedian's interview segment on the Funny or Die site — takes place precisely where it sounds like it might: between two potted plants on a low-budget, public-access-looking stage. There, Galifianakis holds a most uncomfortable court as he interviews celebrities with terrible questions, half-muttered asides and more awkward silences than the average person could bear. Here, he interviews "movie star and harmonicist" Bruce Willis. His opening gambit: "How many children do you have? Is your favorite Ashton?"