Followers: 827K
Sample tweet: "Lohan meets with a judge today. There's really no need for a judge & trial. Lohan is trying & I judge her. Throw her in Azkaban."
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is just as feared on Twitter as he is in the halls of Hogwarts, but online he abandons his pursuit of Harry Potter in favor of skewering Muggle celebrities. His snakelike appearance finds its match with his biting commentary about Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber. But the question remains: Why is this all-powerful demon concerned with mere mortals? Or perhaps Voldemort is simply awaiting the day when Harry himself joins Twitter, waiting to capture his immortal soul in 140 characters.